Elmo Loves You
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Elmo loves you and would never hit you in the head with a baseball bat.
Elmo loves you and is one hundred percent real.
Elmo loves you and only you.
Elmo loves you, but not in a horrifying, rape-related way.
Elmo loves you and will give you candy if you behave well.
Elmo loves you so much, he'll shoot you if you don't watch his television show.