Fred Fred Burger

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Fred Fred Burger is a light green elephant monster with devil tail. He has horns and bug eyes. Fred lives in the Underworld, which the whereabouts are unknown, but some suggest that it lies under Japan (think Godzilla).

Habitat

Apparently he lives with his mamma, who makes him cookies YUM!!! He works in the court system as a jury member and has contributed in such prominent trials such as Who Will Keep The Reaper. His past is cloudy but it is theorized that he was raised by a mutant chicken and spawned from a pool of cheese. Yes Fred loves NACHOS AND FROZEN YOGHURT!!!!

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