Frobnication
- Warning. This article may seriously cheese you off.
“The Frobnication of the United States must be correctified!”
Frobnication, or frobnificationisation, when applied to language is the unecessessary elongification and mispronounciatification or general sensibilitification of words. It is usified by people who want to sound more intellitelligent. Known people that use frobnificatoration includify John Prescott and me though it is in fact much more commonommon amongst the Welsh populationation.
Righteousnessous!
Intricacifies
Aspections of this technenique includarify:
- Repetition of syllables, as in Chickichicken.
- Adding of 'ation' at the end of any word, particularly those that already end in 'ation', such as raditionation.
- Inexplicable merging of seemingly unrelated words. For example, Fishcakes.
Examplification
Regular phrase
I went to the shops to buy some milk.
After Frobnification
I wented to the shopperifers to purchasify some extra creamificated fully fatitulated cow juice.
As one can see, elements of Ye Olde Englishe have some influentiality on this mannerismism. This is nothing to do with the factifac it originated in Englandland, only cos its creator was a fan of Cranford. Eejijit.
Common 'frobs'
Frobbin'
Frobnication, or frobbin' is also the process of burglarising places of residentialisation. Those who partake in such activitities are known as frobbers.