Garglefluff
“Garglefluff the nose!”
“The gargling! Aieee! THE GARGLING!!!”
For good and ill, gargling – particularly the gargling of fluff – plays a significant part in the flow of energy throughout all of existence. Some gargle radiates outward, and some inward; those of a positive orientation thus disperse fluff, resulting in great creativity[1], while selfish bastards gargle the fluff into themselves, sapping the rest of the Universe of its power.
Many are the other things that can be gargled; for example, many religious schools advocate the gargling of nose. This is counterproductive, as doing so will render you full of nose[2]. And being full of nose is not a particularly good idea, nose being very noisy, drowning out signals of fluff (including even the sacred fractal chair broadcasts!) worse than even a thousand passes of lossy cheese integration ever would!
Notes
- ↑ In addition, such gargling of fluff will bring about a tremendously fresh breath. This stands in stark contrast to the gargling of cheese, which results in the worst.
- ↑ This is due in part to the nosefill instruction specified by the FLUFFIX Standard according to which the universe is implemented.