Good Day to You Sir

Random man: Good day to you sir.

Random man 2: Oh, hi.

R-man: Good day.

R-man2: Uh... Hi.

R-man: Goooood, day!!!!

R-man2: Excuse me?

R-man: Good day to you sir.

R-man2: Are you alright, sir?

R-man: GOOD DAY!

R-man2: Ok, ok. Don't yell. Good day!

R-man: Yes. Yes. Thank you.

R-man2: ... You're... welcome?

R-man: Bye, bye now, good day.

R-man2: OK, bye. What was that about?

1 day later

R-man2-Matt: Ah. It's a nice day. I'll go for a jog.

Matt jogs.

Still jogging.

Still jogging.

Still jogging.

Matt: That was a nice workout for today.

Reader says "WTF? That was a waste of time.

Next day.

Matt is shopping at mall.

He sees R-man.

He runs.

R-man(Weird Guy): WAIT COME BACK!!!

Matt: Ok. Fine what do you want?

WG: Good day to you sir.

Matt: Ok, I'm calling the cops.

WG: GOOD DAY!

Matt dials 911.

911 Operator: 911 what is your emergency?

Matt: This weird man is stalking me.

911: Good day to you sir.

Matt: What the f***, you're 911 too?

WG: Good day to you sir.

Matt: AHHHH!!!

Matt runs.

Writer is surprised reader is still reading

Where was I?

Oh yeah...

Matt runs.

Still running.

Still running.

Still running.

THIS IS RANDUMB

Matt runs into his house and locks the door.

knock!

knock!

WG: GOOD DAY TO YOU!!!! SIR!!!! GOOD DAY!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weird guy breaks down door and walks up to Matt.

Matt: Oh God. Please don't hurt me... Please.

WG: Good day to you sir.

Matt: Good day?

WG: Yes. Yes. Thank you.

Matt: Um... You're welcome.

WG: See you tomorrow.

Matt: Wait no.

'WG: Yes.

Matt: OK.

WG: Good.

Matt: Bye.

WG: Bye.

Every day for the rest of his life, the weird guy said "Good day to you sir" to Matt. But Matt knew if he said "good day", "you're welcome" and then "bye", he would leave him alone.

THE END? MAYBE. POSSIBLY. SORT OF. WAIT. SORT OF DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. OK FINE. IT'S THE END. ARE YOU HAPPY? YOU DESERVE AN AWARD FOR GETTING TO THE END, SINCE THIS ARTICLE SUCKS SO MUCH. WELL ENOUGH TALK.

THE END!!!DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!!