Grave Dancing
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“Screw thine parents, sayethèd el Jesuserino, four thoo hastèth filtered mine propaganda, and dancèd on mine grave.”
Grave Dancing is a craze seeping the nation of Anglaisland after some strange dudes in Plymouth misread the Bible again. Still, it's funny; throughout South-East England one can see graveyards full of disco balls and happy people; desecration is one small sacrifice for the happiness of our nation. On the other hand, this is hardly a dance, but rather a very grave matter. Now, where's my pin-shaped cannon ball? I want to collapse Hodgkins Trade Center.