Ha ha! Success!
Soon, my plan for world domination will be complete. All capitalist nations shall fall and I, Robert Mugabe, will hold all the aces. Check my awesome farm! From there, I shall produce 99% of the world's milk and thousands of eggs and stuff! Ooh-arr.
See that house there? That used to be my office... until that blasted BBC came to town. Evil barstewards, I ought to hang them all! But first, it's time for pancakes. Mmm, edible!
“Er, sir, you're still on camera.”
Quiet, I'm gloating. Where was I? Oh yes, world domination. You shall be under my power when I take over the world's banks, one by one. "How do I do this?", you may ask. Well, it's very simple: I employ Ronnie Biggs to steal all the cash then give it to me! Ingenious, eh?
“We're out of tape.”
Well, they get the general idea.