Hitme

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Ahem. Tom, Jerry and Hitme went off into the forest. Tom was killed by a passing seagull exterminator (serves him right for wearing a bird suit, the sick freak). Jerry was mown over by a large monster whilst attempting to run the three minute mile.

Who was left?

Hit me.

Ouch!

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