Poor Joke

What would you use to cut the internet in half?

I don't know, what would you use to cut the internet in half?

A HAXXOR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA!!!!

I don't get it?

“A Haxxor is someone who is generally a nuisance on the internet and breaks into sites. The pun of the joke is Haxxor sounds exactly like Hack-saw: a tool used for sawing things. This links in with the haxxor who also helps destroy the internet to give you a creditable albeit poor in humour quality punchline.”

- Captain Obvious on ... Look! If you don't get the joke now you'll never get it!!!

Funny eh?

(Swallows a Suicide pill)