How do you eat yours?
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Not a your.
“I ate my your: have you eaten your your?”
The question on everybody's[1] lips is "how exactly do you eat yours?" More specifically, the question refers to the fact it is incredibly difficult to eat a 'your'. In essence, it is a modern philosophical musing that has displaced "If a tree falls in the ocean, does a blue whale make a noise?"[2]
You eats his excitably, and often hurriedly so as not to relinquish any remaining yours to circling vultures or members with a higher pack status. When in Rome, do as the Germans do, so they say.
So, how do I eat mine? The answer is largely irrelevant: what you should be more immediately aware of is the large man with a cheese grater coming up behind you.[3]