IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!

“IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!”

- Cell on threatening the author of this article

OK, let me get this straight. You're firing your 'lazer'?

No, no. You've got it wrong: the correct spelling is 'laser'.

“BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!”

- Cell on firing his lazer

(Author is fried)

OK, in this instance I will make an exception.

(Author disintegrates)