I put the cat out

I put the cat out.

Yep, that's right, I put it out.

And now it's back.

With its army of watermelons.

As it advances I cast spells at it

I cast firaga

Meh, that should put them off.

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I think it's the part where I run away.

I run to the front door

Oh no, they're too close.

I run to the back door

Oh crap, they're in the garden

I lock door, and shut myself in bedroom

Phew, that should keep them out.

Front door opens

Here they come.

I think I've learnt a vital lesson today.

NEVER PUT THE CAT OUT AT NIGHT.

GAHHHHHHHHH... UNGH... uhhhh...