IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Constitutional Civil War

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Well, the Constitution was supposed to replace the Articles of Confederation. The newly made Americans decided to fight to decide on whether to keep the Articles with a small federal government that can do nothing but suck hot dogs (or cold cats).[1]

Fighting

Washington sucked eggs and killed anyone who disagreed with the ratification of the Constitution since they were ugly rebels.

The End

The Constitutional Convention was then held and that was it.

Guided Practice Questions (Wheel of Fortune Style)

1. What was the Constitution supposed to replace?

2. What did Washington do to those who disagreed with the Constitutional Convention to kill them?

3. Who was a rebel?

Answers

1. _RT_CL_S _F CON_EDERAT_ STAT_S _F _MER_C_

2. BE_T TH_M W_TH A W_ENCH

3. B_CC_ __L__

Can I buy a vowel?

NO, YOU CAN'T!

References

  1. ↑ Cena, John The Constitutional Civil War
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