IllogiBooks:The U.S. History You Never Learned in School/Early Colonial Days

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Well, they were bad. Taxes were rampant; tea, poop, garbage and such was taxed by the British. No one knows why, but the British loved taxing the colonists.[1]

Stamp Act

This is a conspiracy set up by the "scholary" history works that states that Phil Collins could tax everyone on stamps. It has been disproven by SCIENCE![2]

Tea Act

Colonists loved tea. The British taxed them.

Boston Tea Party

They loved tea so much that they invited British officials and had a party with balloons, cake and tea.[3]

Guided Practice Questions

1.33 is 3 percent of what number?

2.My computer is what model?

Answers

1. fish

3. Crappy Bill Gates PC-X

67. Chinatown

Footnotes

  1. Darn socialists!
  2. We really hired no scientists for this.
  3. It was not rebellion!