IllogiGames:Accountant's Quest/5/1

Illogicopedian Public Terminal 1.0 > You turn on your computer. The device's screen flickers - the monitor is dying. Eventually, it decides to grant you its mercy and you have access to all of two programs - Boring Mail and Boring Internet. Attempting to check your mail results in Cthulhu appearing on screen and whipping you with his e-tentacles, before eating your task bar and returning to R'lyeh. > Lose 2 points of sanity. If you had less than 2 points of sanity, slam your head into your toaster suicidally and die. The ILN home page greets you. Consumerist advertisements and a myriad amount of links, most of them useless, appear before you. The internet is at your fingertips. Search for pornography Search for webcomics Search for drugs and rock and roll Check your e-mail online Browse Wikipedia