IllogiGames:Conspiracy/Characters

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The Conspiracy


About Conspiracy -- Characters -- Your Gear -- Your Journal

Along the path of the reporter, you will find many allies and enemies. More enemies than anything. However, the Illogicopedian Forces are more than willing to help you, Dorkus the Assassin is more than willing to carry out a few dirty kills for the banana of it, and your trusty news reporting buddies are willing to lend an inquisitive hand. Don't think you're safe -- the zealots come in reams, shielded, with rockets and shotguns; the gnomes come, and plot your death to the very end. And the adminatii hunt tonight.

Among the characters (organized by faction) are:

Channel 42 News Team -- Unaligned
  • You, a news reporter recently up from intern status.
  • Asema, the Channel 42 News Wizard. Responsible for the various special effects and rigging of the ratings.
  • Myra, the greatest cheese critic of all time, brought down to a news reporter.
  • Mr Metal Flower,the Channel 42 Technician. Very knowledgeable about everything.
  • Francis E. Dec, the big cheese of the whole issue.
  • Testostereich, the tea maker. Wields two sugars and a mean cup of earl grey.

WikiHowian Cartel -- Neutral
  • Rocky Raccoon, the mastermind of the wikiHowian Cartel. Highly toxic; capable of throwing AppleScript at you.
  • Heather, the second highest mastermind of wikihow cartel thingy. blah blah blah blah. SHE'S POWERFUL IN MANY MANY WAYS!
  • The wikiHowian Army, masters of subterfuge in numbers.

Uncyclopedian Forces -- Good
  • Hinoa Faust, the head of the Uncyclopedian Forces.
  • Googolplex, capable of killing you with overbearing math.
  • TEH, the assassin of the UnForces.