Enter the Realm

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The clinja asks. "That's such a cute top. Can I borrow it?"


"No, you answer," against your better judgement.


"That's a cute top. I wanna borrow it. Let me borrow the top."


"No," you repeat.


"Aren't we friends? Aren't we friends? Aren't we friends? So, what's the problem?" Asks the Clinja.


You say nothing.


"Let me borrow the top! Let me borrow that top! Let me borrow that top! Let me borrow that top! Let me borrow that FU--" then he gets an idea.



You stand up to speak, "Bu--" and then he nearly cuts off your head.


You slink away, dejected, and defeated. You've commited an honorless death, and commit hara-kiri.













** Waterloo! Couldn't escape if you wanted to! **


Let's be straight here. You are dead.

I don't want to be dead.
As opposed to ghey?