Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Strange Spaceship Life Force: - Magic: -


You are standing in a spaceship. The floors are a piss green, and a fish sits on the dashboard. The ship is one hundred light years from Planet Illogico and light years from Planet Logico. The place is stamped with morning dew and several crushed soda cans litter the place. One of the exits to the south reads "Slum"; the other reads "Law Office"; On the HUD, you can read..


Time's come to warn you with a whisper

When it wants to let you know

You can't live of the things that are for sure

So stay alive by playin' dead


Anyways, what do you do now?