Enter the Realm

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You pick up an unlabeled can and drink from it. You feel very hyperactive and twitchy, and then... you just shoot through the ceiling. You sail into space, flying at one lightyear an hour, and after the high wears off, you find yourself penetrating space-time and end up in purgatory.













** Waterloo! Couldn't escape if you wanted to! **


Let's be straight here. You are dead.

I don't want to be dead.
As opposed to ghey?