Enter the Realm

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"Lemme ax you a question..." You say.

The shaman cowers before you, and you tap the head of your murderin' axe. You advance towards him as he trips on a vine in the nearby forest. You bring your axe above your head, and then... "Boot to the face!" Yells the shaman, kicking you in the head on impact. This disorients you, and your blow ends up hitting you in the Pants District, North Center.


Owch.














** Cue dramatic flickering and/or exploding of your person and death. **


Let's be straight here. You are dead.

I don't want to be dead.
As opposed to ghey?