Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Tedious Explaination Life Force: - Magic: -


Normally, I would have you captured, but...


You leap carelessly from the ring, your mobile body shattering the wood. It just so happens a woodpecker was in flight. You impale yourself on it's beak and die.

Your corpse is then eaten by a grue.

> Okay. First of all... cliche, cliche, cliche. Second of all, y u do date!??!/1/11one

Peh.













** Your death was t3h r0xx0r in my b0xx0r. **


Let's be straight here. You are dead.

I don't want to be dead.
As opposed to ghey?