IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Mick

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 INVENTORY 

  Knife 

At the top of your voice, you shout "Uncle Pete rules!"

Uh oh, not clever. You attracted the attention of a punk-haired guard. He looks rather peeved at your claim, and produces a large mallet from hammerspace.

What now, bearing in mind you are about to die?