User:HelloolleH
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| I would like 3 | ||
— A man on how many he would like | ||
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This user would have black stars for racism, but if we left them on here we'd come back to find them lynched/hung/burnt/raped. We've given him white dots but they're invisible.
Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though |
- Hyperbole is a trillion times worse than exaggeration.
Welcome to Maison de la HelloolleH, toilet doesn't flush and the fridge is empty apart from mould. Have fun.
Articles I made and could be arsed to add to this list (which is fairly rare):
- Spud Feature!
- Face Off
- Oh So Very Tired
- RAY - Me and Testicles FEATURE
- Penglish uprising - I helped and it was FEATURED!!
- The Anything Article - This is occasionally worth reading
- The best article ever - Feature...again
- 300 - A personal favourite
- Epic Fail - I created it originally and contributed, credit also to Testostereich, MMF, Ryan maybe, anyone else who edited it, mum, dad, my agent and personal trainer, thanks guys couldn't of done it without you, you were with me 100% of the way!! FEATURE
- The Anything Article - This is occasionally worth reading
- Sadiojfasioduipofas - FEATURE?!?
- Illogicopedia: A History - Featured, beyotch!!
- The Getaway - My first illogigame, FEATURED!!!1!
- Sounds of the Sea
- Quotes of brilliantness
- A word from our sponsors - FEATURED
- A Song By Jon
- Disaster Guide - feature
- The Massive quest to find stuff
- Collision course :O
- Holocaust Denial
- DA DA DA - Featured...but why?!?
- Harry Potter - featured
- Bondage
- Pwnt - Collaboration - FEATURE
- Evil Council
- Why Cheese isnt funneh
- LIAM
- Thomas keith greening
- Jesus - Featured
- Christ
- Fly
- Mandolin
- Toastonomy
- BENSON
- why
- Uber-rant
- Documenthairy<- Helped along my MrMetalFLower
- This is not really a link, but simply blue writing,
- some other article,
- the rest
- trees.,.
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Go awai now kthnx
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- Pages with broken file links
- Illogicopedia Club card members
- Illogicopedians that, because of a small virtual award, have now gained the ability to be even more awesome aswell as the ability to fly etc. Yay!
- Users who are cooler than most, but not cool enough to be admins (like John the Baptist)
- Users of whom it is decided that eggs suck
- Users who refuse to participate in the too many categories war
- Users with too many categories
- Users with too many Seiro Getacs
- Users who, after a short period of time, will invent an alternative sweetener made out of gelatin, but will not tell anyone. This thus causes a lack of gelatin and so many africans go without gelatin
- Once the press get hold of them they'e totally fucked. Seriously, who deprives africans of gelatin? Fuckers.
- Users who trip over things that aren't there
- Users who are actually UseerssresU
- Users who would sell their country for a burger at the earliest given oppurtunity
- Users who condemn the bible
- Users who are running out of ideas for category names
- Users who are not running out of ideas for category names
- Users with punctuation in their user page
- Users who dislike Robert Mugarbe, but not strongly
- Users who are not Testostereich
- Users who do not spell a word then spell it backwards for their username
- Users who have 91,347,829,013,865.001871 of something
- Users who have 91,347,829,013,865.001871 of gold stars
- Users who don't donate large sums of money to rowan atkinson
- Users who can afford to build everything in their house out of gold stars
- Users who have so many gold stars that they use them like shurikens as a weapon against Testostereich, that prick, who does he think he is, not having 292398236129840981204814018(recurring) gold stars like me. JAPAN
- Users who fought bravely against Super America and would have won were it not for the fact that they had lost, brutally, thanks to thousands of nukes hitting everywhere in the world -
- Including Iceland, which was not actually affected by the nukes and continued to live on in prosperity. Unbeknownst to them however all of their sons will be born Australian -
- This would have seemed like a tiny inconvenience were it not for the fact that every Icelandic woman was then angered by this and killed the universe. The End. Or is it?
- That category was too long
- I agree
- Me too
- Me three
- Stop using juvenile catchphrases! You might as well go back to 4 chan
- Or Fapchan?
- WTF is that
- A website in which children are raped
- So it's a clone of 4chan?
- No. Hundreds of children are raped in Fapchan, unlike the 35 in 4chan
- Oh, okay then.
- Can we get back to making categories please?
- Um... okay then
- Category
- What user's page are we on again?
- Mary Poppins'
- Users who can fly using an umbrella (with hidden machinery)
- Lol
- Users that would have lots of typos on his userpage were it not for the backspace bar
- My backspace bra is brokne
- Users with one too many categories
- Users now with two too many categories
- Users who think it's funny to watch fat children fall over and hit their heads on pavement
- Users whose name is not an anagram of "Josef Stalin"
- Users who used to be a fat child who fell over and hit their head on pavement, thus causing extreme pleasure to those who used to be in the position he is now in
- Users whose computer is about to Cra0293003032230ERROR
- Cagstemgorygrys in which catggteoringongooogsssssoooos say "I am a categroty
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- JON
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- Manly men, with lots of manliness
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- Users who enjoy nipple rubs
- Users who can remove an opponents face with one finger in 0.000002 seconds
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- Users who believe Jesus was real, but that he only got famous so as to one day become the butt of jokes such as this category
- CategoryyrogetaC
- BLARG
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- Users with inflated heads
- Users who one day wish to become Lord Voldemort
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- Users who still cry at the end of 'Click', at the bit where he dies, just before the shitty 'It was all a dream' bit
- Users who give more time to Family Guy than they do to family
- USERS WHO TALK LOUDLY
- Is anyone even reading these anymore?
- Hardcore fans of the Telletubbies
- Those who would give a testicle for a glimpse of Shakira's pubic triangle
- Bwa-hah
- Those who have nothing better to do than write absurd amounts of pointless categories
- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- Those who enjoy lunch at STFU Fridays
- Users with collages of themselves on their bedroom wall made of shards of floppy disks and banana peel
- Those who await the day King Kong rises once again
- Users with almost as many categories as gold stars
- Men with boobs
- Users who have lost the ability to ride bikes, replacing it with the power to hypnotise livestock
- I am the guy that wakes up the cockrel
- O RLY?
- YA RLY!
- Users who are the best
- Users who know someone who is related to someone who once knew a guy who knew of a guy who knew Michael Winner
- Users who were told to go to rehab, but said No, No, No!!!
- Users who have had more of their articles featured than they have actually written
- Haters
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- All immagrants deserve death!
- God isn't real!
- Users who have come to terms with the death of Steve Irwin, but are still struggling to comprehend the loss of Pavarotti
- Users who resemble Pavarotti
- Users with posters depicting a naked George Lucas doing the dirty with yoda on their bedroom walls
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- Friends of Winthorpe, the lovable toff
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- Users who still wonder what the other end of a 100 meter running track looks like
- Simply the best
- Better than all the rest
- Better than anyone
- Anyone I've ever met
- I'm stuck on your heart
- And hang on every word you say
- Tear us apart
- Baby I would rather be dead
- Users who call a headbutt foreplay
- Users who call a buttplug foulplay
- Those who are not anyone else
- Those who are whatever
- Those who's categories are becoming rather more vague
- Users who are something or nothing or whatever or something
- Yrogetac
- WOOPWOPWOPWOPWOOOOOOOOOOPWIPWIPWIPWAAAAAAPWFFFFFPWFFFFFFFPWFFFFFPWEEEEEEPWEEEPWJKLPWJKLPWJKLPWJKLPWJKLPWYYPing with bears
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