A Song By Jon

Here are the lyrics to a song I just wrote:

(To be sung to the tune of anything)

You are so pretty

Your face is all big

You have a smelly earhole

And your back resembles a pig

(Chorus)

OOOOOOooohhh, we're half way there

OOOOOOooooah, Living in my hair....

Your mother eats ungodly amounts of anything

Your father is your mother

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[Insert insult directed at brother]

(Chorus)

LOLMGOFLMAOPERA

A Simpsons Character is almost called Edna Krobopolla

I once saw a Helicopter-ah

w00pw00pw00pSh00pDehW00p gah!!

(Chorus)

And many mooooooooooooore...... (Fade out into international waters)

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