Sounds of the Sea

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Demon-stration of Sounds of the C

• EEEEEEEaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEERGH - Blue wales calling each other, then being killed by hunters
• Yeah, we need to get the harpoon into...Ah crap!! Euchgh!!!! - Hunters calling each other, then being killed by blue whales
• I am an undersea rock - An undersea rock
• Pshhhh, pshhhhhh, pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pshhhh, pshhhhhhhhhhh - waves
• PSHHHHHH, PSHHHHHHHHHHH, PSHH, PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH - large waves
• Pffffft, pffffft, pfft, pfffffffffft - cynical waves
• Phrrrrrt, phrrrt, phrrrrrrrrrt - stinky waves
• Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - sound waves
• WaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAY!! - Mexican waves
• Goodbye!! - A lady waves
• *Gobble* *gobble* *gobble* - something eating something

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