IllogiGames:Predicament/Back2Car

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PREDICAMENT



You lunge into your car and lock the doors, ha! In your haste you forget that the car window is wide open and letting in a cooling breeze; a big hairy arm reaches in through the window and begins slamming your head against the steering wheel in a painful fashion. After much steering wheel-face interaction you eventually manage to wind the window up and stop the beating. Out of the pound of mush you now have for a face you make out the thug screaming in pain as his arm is caught in the window, you're sense of relief is cut short when you see another thug running towards you with a baseball bat and a murederous look in his eye. Think fasterer:

Run out of your car and dive through the windscreen and steal your pursuers now unattended car
Panic