IllogiGames:Predicament/Carjack

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PREDICAMENT



You slam your crotch on the windscreen and are temporarily unable to walk due to the large shard of glass sticking out of your groin. Luckily you don't need to walk seeing as you're in a car. The thugs spot your break for freedom and run at you brandishing knives. Do something!!

Reverse into the men at high speeds
Look for a weapon in the glove compartment
Rev the engine threateningly
Quit lolly-gagging and put your foot down hard on the velocitator
Use the ejector seat
Panic