IllogiGames:Predicament/Hostage2
You run blindly into the police station at top speed. You catch your trousers on a door frame and your clothes are torn cleanly from your body, your momentum promptly takes you through reception and down a flight of stairs. You land on a tray carrying hot tea and guns and one of the guns falls into your hand where you keep it (but still manage to shoot yourself in the groin at that point). The tray carries you (and scolds your now naked body) down five flights of stairs and down into a top security ward. You fly through the door at the end of the corridor and spectacularly keep your balance by pointing your gun forward to lever yourself.
It's then that you take account of your surroundings. You're surrounded by a seated few policemen who seem to have their hands in the air. One of them radios in to his friend to say he's been taken hostage. You realise you're still pointing the gun at them. A news helicopter flies past the window and televises the event. Your naked body and skewered genitals are all over BBC1.