IllogiGames:Time is Running Out/killdad

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You run upstairs to kill your dad. However, as soon as you get up there, you realize he's not there. You look around. Hmm, must be having fun with Mom at one of those motels when the world exploded. You look around. There is a slip of paper on dad's bedside table. Now what?

  1. Pour some salt and pepper on piece of paper and eat it
  2. Read slip of paper
  3. Destroy slip of paper