IllogiNews:Jimmy Savile wins Eurovision
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In a surprise entry in the Eurovision Song Contest last night, Jimmy Saville brought the Isle of Man to victory with his song "We'll fix it for you, eurobaby!". Every single country gave them 12 points, more than doubling the previous record of points set by Finland and beating the UK to 2nd place. The stage performance was immense, costing a total of £900,0000. Crowd surfing ensued, as he belted out the chorus with a cigar in his mouth. Isle of Man was not registered to enter until they quickly went independent from Britain and made Sky3 their EBU broadcaster a stunning 3 minutes before the ESC started. Norway's song 'FairyTale' was the only act to finish with Nil Points, while the United Kingdom were unfortunate not to come first.
Ironically, Jimmy Savile himself is from UK but on the opportunity of singing for Isle of man jumped to the prospect - quite literally, using his own trampoline in his back garden to get to Moscow. Eurovision 2010 will be held in the Isle Of man next year - which is the biggest achievement by the island since winning the Go Kart Grand Prix (which they hosted, and won as the only contestants).
On winning the competition, he simply quoted: The band was; showaddywaddy!