IllogiNews:Tory cuts not good enough says Cameron - MP's cut themselves

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This is the MP for Lincoln.

LONDON - England Today, MP's were advised to cut themselves after Tory cuts to the public service weren't good enough, says David Cameron. Labour argued that bankers should also cut themselves because their idiots, getting us into recession.

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Fortunately, my MP (pictured) isn't joining in.