Illogic Book/Page 9

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On with the story

So Albert decided he was going to journey to Bigak. He asked the man, "That watch...Can it be used to somehow get to Bigak?"

He didn't have to wait for the man to reply, because that moment, the watch started yelling, "LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL..." Everyone covered their ears. As the watch shot off the man's arm, Albert bumped into his friend Nelson Sonsonson, who said, "I'm going to follow the watch...want to help?"

To which Albert said, "AN ALARM CLOCK RADIO -- I mean, yes, definitely, in fact I was thinking the same thing."

So they got in Albert's car, and would have pursued the watch if they hadn't found this guy sitting in the backseat, who said, "The laughable abba WILL fluffalize never, so be prepared."

"That's a verbly nouny sentence," remarked Albert.

"Who are you?" asked Nelson.

"People call me Cheddar," the guy said.

"Like the cheese?" Nelson asked.

"Yeah."

"Well, we're trying to leave on a journey to an ancient city. Can --"

"Cool! Can I come?"

"Uh...okay," said Albert. "We're supposed to follow that watch, right?"

"Yeah," said Nelson."

"Well then," Albert said, let's get moving!"

And he left his driveway and pursued the watch.

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