In the home of a walking dog
Many have wandered through the blacktoodoo woods.... but none have returned. I think it was because of the evil witch person dog that lurks there. The dog goes bark at you and then eats you. Ya, something like that. What are your thoughts of the WALKING DOG?
We have interviewed several witnesses on this topic.
Ziggy Wonburger's Response
Well my cat was a fat one. She couldn't run well. And one day she walked in the woods. When she came back she was skinny. My theory is that she wandered in the home of the walking dog, and the walking dog ate her. But then left some of her on the bones and she was still alive. But it could have been that she didn't eat anything during those 6 weeks.
Zinkoff
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHA DOGS WALK OR FLY. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA No. Noopee. Single chairs. So crazy walking dog. CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS! DOg.
Chubby Sal
I didn't know my brother was stupid enough to go in the woods. But once he did, he didn't come back how I expected. When he came back he was exactly how he was when he left. This means that the walking dog must have turned him into a walrus, a cow, a cob of corn, and then back into himself. Ya. The walking dog is crazy.
Flat Belly Donny
I am worried about my neighbors. they are hypnotized by the walking dog. They own the walking dog and don't even know. One day I was looking out of my window and there was a dog in their lawn.... walking. I called the cops, but they called me crazy. Then I called the neighbors and told them there was the walking dog on their lawn. Those stupid freaks just said "That's just poochy" There you have it, they are hypnotized.
We will always wonder if there really is a walking dog, but based on these stories, Chances are... WATCH OUT WHEN YOU ENTER THE WOODS!