Zinkoff

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“Over the past few weeks I've become increasingly fond of the Eiffel Tower”

- Unrelated Quote Guy on on Zinkoff
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Zinkoff even managed to create his own clothes hanger company! this is his logo. Like always, he was just a bit confused.

Zinkoff is a well known child from Austin, Texas. His first name is Donald. Louis Sachar made up the odd thing one cold, and snowy Joobly night while writing his book LOSER. Most people who have met the Zink man have mistaken him for....

  • An Autistic kid
  • A wierdo with perhaps minor down syndrome.
  • Just a donkey
  • a shovel
  • just a twelve-year-old kid.

Stupid things he did

Your FACE!!! OH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why do you care?