Interviewing Your Health
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He quits all right. But stay tuned for another interview where we interview Hannah Montana to find out if she is....Miley Cyrus.
And welcome to another annoyingly retarded spin-off of that wacky interview featuring a guy and himself! Now, for another interview with that guy and his health!!!
- ME: So health, how are you today?
- HEALTH: Feeling good.
- ME: Finally. Someone decent to talk to.
- HEALTH: ARE YOU CALLING ME DECENT???? I'M NOT DECENT!!!! I'M HEALTH!!!!
- ME: Or maybe not so decent....anyway! So...how healthy are you, health?
- HEALTH: As healthy as you are...which isn't very healthy by the way.
- ME: So you're saying that as my health, i'm not very healthy.
- HEALTH: No, but you aren't very healthy.
- ME: Yes, yes. (rolls eyes) So...why am i not healthy then?
- HEALTH: Because you're not.
- ME: I know!! But why?
- HEALTH: Because you have....a disease!
- ME: ....Yes. What disease?
- HEALTH: A hard question but i think i know the answer. Yes. A disease that makes you unhealthy!
- ME: ...I see. But what disease?
- HEALTH: I already answered the question, you slack.
- ME: I am not a slack! Or tell me, health, am I?
- HEALTH: I just told you, slack.
- ME: Ya, ya, whatever.
- HEALTH: WHatever??? NO. You slack.
- ME: Shut up and answer.
- HEALTH: How can i shut up if you're interviewing me??? ANd you're not asking questions!!! How am i supposed to answer???
- ME: By shutting up.
- HEALTH: That's not a question.
- ME: Grrrr. Anyway!!!! So...health, are you healthy?
- HEALTH: You aren't, so neither am I.
- ME: So you're saying you're me?
- HEALTH: No, i'm saying i'm you.
- ME: GAAAAH! I CANT TAKE IT!!!! NONE OF THE INTERVIEWS I GIVE ARE DECENT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!