Interviewing Your Health

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And welcome to another annoyingly retarded spin-off of that wacky interview featuring a guy and himself! Now, for another interview with that guy and his health!!!

ME: So health, how are you today?
HEALTH: Feeling good.
ME: Finally. Someone decent to talk to.
HEALTH: ARE YOU CALLING ME DECENT???? I'M NOT DECENT!!!! I'M HEALTH!!!!
ME: Or maybe not so decent....anyway! So...how healthy are you, health?
HEALTH: As healthy as you are...which isn't very healthy by the way.
ME: So you're saying that as my health, i'm not very healthy.
HEALTH: No, but you aren't very healthy.
ME: Yes, yes. (rolls eyes) So...why am i not healthy then?
HEALTH: Because you're not.
ME: I know!! But why?
HEALTH: Because you have....a disease!
ME: ....Yes. What disease?
HEALTH: A hard question but i think i know the answer. Yes. A disease that makes you unhealthy!
ME: ...I see. But what disease?
HEALTH: I already answered the question, you slack.
ME: I am not a slack! Or tell me, health, am I?
HEALTH: I just told you, slack.
ME: Ya, ya, whatever.
HEALTH: WHatever??? NO. You slack.
ME: Shut up and answer.
HEALTH: How can i shut up if you're interviewing me??? ANd you're not asking questions!!! How am i supposed to answer???
ME: By shutting up.
HEALTH: That's not a question.
ME: Grrrr. Anyway!!!! So...health, are you healthy?
HEALTH: You aren't, so neither am I.
ME: So you're saying you're me?
HEALTH: No, i'm saying i'm you.
ME: GAAAAH! I CANT TAKE IT!!!! NONE OF THE INTERVIEWS I GIVE ARE DECENT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!
He quits all right. But stay tuned for another interview where we interview Hannah Montana to find out if she is....Miley Cyrus.