Interviewing Yourself
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THE NEW you END!
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So here I was, the other day, interviewing myself. Interesting, isn't it.
- ME: So...er, how are you?
- YOU: You.
- ME: What?
- YOU: I am you.
- ME: (rolls eyes) I know that.
- YOU: Well I don't.
- ME: Wait a minute, if I know that and you're me, or YOU, then you should know that too!
- YOU: Well too bad, I'm not you. I'm me.
- ME: SHUT UP! YOU ARE ME!
- YOU: No, I am you.
- ME: (takes axe)
- NOW FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE NEW YOU!
- ME: This time, please behave. PLEASE!!!
- NEW YOU: Eh.... what?
- ME: BEHAVE!!!
- NEW YOU: Eh... what?
- ME: BE-HAVE!!!! (breathes heavily)
- NEW YOU: Eh... what?
- ME: (turns to producer) WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY?
- PRODUCER: Eh...in the dumpster outside.
- ME: Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND?
- PRODUCER: No, I'm the producer.
- NEW YOU: Eh...what?
- ME: (takes axe from dead old you's body)
And so kids, what is the moral of the story?
Don't do drugs!
Yes...very go........wait a minute....that has NOTHING to do with the story!
But what's the moral then?
Er...uh......go ask your mother.