Jellybrains

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Jellybrains are a popular candy made for (Zombie) children that is similar to jellybeans, except the sweets are made from brains. Part of the Soylent Green confectionery and manufacturing industry, their popular slogan "Jellybrains Will Make You Smarter, No Really They WIll" has been scientifically proven to be false by scientific science. Nevertheless, the Jellybrains Candy Company sells millions of brains a year.

I wonder where they get them all from!?





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Hey look, there goes one now! Someone grab it!