Jimmy Savile
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Sir Jimmy Savile was a super-human from Yorkshire, England. He was known for his immense power to astound the whole country with his outstanding strength and dashing good looks. Jimmy appeared in around 17 million TV programmes in his lifetime, including Jim'll Fix It, Top Of The Pops and Seatbelt Adverts, always demonstrating his general amazingness wherever and whenever he went.
Early life
Savile grew up on the dirty scum-ridden streets of Leeds, a disadvantage that seemingly encouraged his efforts to make Britain a better place. His almightyness was instantly recognised as a young child, and by the age of 5 he had God-Like status in West Yorkshire; by the time he was 10 he had become Supreme Overlord of The North. He always maintained the same appearance since he was born, managing to light a cigar as an embryo, never changing the cigar once in his entire lifetime. His teenage years were great times for him, as he gained the power of commanding women to perform oral sex on him, no matter where he went.
Entrance to Television
When he came an adult he was immediately contacted by every TV broadcaster known to man. He humbly chose the BBC and took his role as presenter of Top Of The Pops, which became a nationwide phenomenon and was referenced in every aspect of life.
Jim'll fix it
During an epiphany at the age of 29, Jimmy Savile kindly decided he was to spend his life spreading his greatness to others. He set up a show named Jim'll Fix it, where he would get people to contact him with their problems, which he would personally solve one-by-one, no matter what it took. He did this with absolute ease, and was knighted seventy times for his Immense Duty to the British people.
The Man's unforgettable, incredible quotes
- And the band was.. Shawaddywaddy.
- Now then, Now then
- Guys and gals!
(He used these every time he made a transmission to the public, and was also known to fit them into lovemaking at any opportunity)