Katy Perry
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born October 25, 1984), better known by her Discordian name Katy Perry, is an American boob model.
Her birth and childhood
Katy was born in the small town of Essex, Texas, at the age of 23. Her father worked as a Discordian reverend, and her mother (who also happens to be a tarsier) made money by selling candy to diabetics.
As a child, Katy was a good little Discordian girl. She enjoyed praising Eris and studying wizardry at her local cabal.
Her job
Katy is currently employed as a boob model, a job that allows her to make lots and lots of money. She is known world-wide for her perfectly plump boobs and her flawless nipples.
Her husband
Katy is currently married to Bigfoot.
Music career
Katy also has a musical career. Some people like her music, some people don't. But everyone loves her gigantic milk jugs.
Discography
Illogical nonfacts
- Katy Perry rhymes with Smelly Berry.
- Katy Perry can shoot whip cream out of her nipples.
- Katy Perry can melt your popsicle.
- Katy Perry's kisses taste like Mountain Dew and Skittles.
Gallery
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Russell Terrier, Katy’s beloved husband.
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Katy’s amazing Technicolor dreamhouse.
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Katy's automobile.