Kellogulation

Kellogulation refers to the process by which your breakfast (or dinner, tea, supper etc.) cereal mutates into a globulated mass of sugar, milch and air to create a rather smelly and scary concoction. It is characterised by a loud growling noise caused by the murder of Snap, Crackle and Pop. Don't look it in the eye, it'll hypnotise you!

Uses for kellogulated cereal

• Throw at a clown.
• Use as a sink unblocker.
• Fuel for portable cow
• Feed to the neighbour's cat... if you hate your neighbour.

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