Leggy The Tortoise Without Legs

Basically right, there was this Tortoise right? He was called Leggy. One day he decided that he would go down to the local Store to buy some Knives. Leggy liked Knives. He glided gracefully along the Stone path back to his House. Once inside, he unpacked the goods he had just purchased: A Fuck load of knives. Leggy then proceeded to Chop off his Legs, thus rendering himself without legs. From there on, he bled to Death.

The End.

The moral of the story - Pets stores offer animals at cheap prices for a reason.