Lojban

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Lojban is a so-called "logical language" and therefore has no right to exist on Illogicopedia. Here are some examples of lojban phrases:

lo ci gerku

How much does that wienerdog cost? I am in dire need of it, as I must buy it for my sister's birthday, as my sister is dying, just as my parents did last month in a tragic car crash involving flashes of green light.

la lojban.

I am a copletely logical individual. Albert Einstein! ! Schroedinger-Heisenberg atomic model! String theory! Heat death of the Universe! Logic! LOGIC! LOGIC!!!

ci lo gerku

I am able to infer, from your general point of view, that there may indeed exist a hyperdimensional quantum wormhole of string theory in the space-time continuum.