Luffare

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Luffare or luffaren - particularly the luffer, a ominously sinister and sinisterly ominous character - is commonly a very hateful person, having a hate potential equal to that of the bum.

When a guy is exposed to inrobotic unfairness the level of hate increases with fart degrees! In the process the guy slowly is being transformed into a vast figure shaped like a nun, then very very disturbingly short after the guy becomes what the Knag-Knag calls a luffare or luffaren. Luffaren äter eat när någon ger honom mat food och han spelar plays på his dragspel!

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Luffaren can also play his mouth organ as seen here

Make sure to remember: The luffare like to gurgle sponge and cheese. Not to mention geese.
Oh, I get goose-bumps just thinking about it!