Madden Taco
“Is it some sort of.... gravy?”
Madden Taco is the proud father of both sports commentator John Madden, and a taco. Born in 1547, Madden Taco pursued a career in falling. After a serious falling injury in 1547, Madden Taco retired and wed Martha The Wonder Snout in 1547. After 14 happy years together, Martha gave birth to John Madden in 1547. 2 years later, in 1547, she gave birth to a taco. After that, nothing happened until 1547, the year of Madden Taco's death.
The Death Of Madden Taco
Madden Taco wasn't available for comment at his funeral, since he was bowling. But in 1547, 20 years after Madden Taco died, a man named Hormel Shinsatootin claimed to have overheard Madden Taco saying that his death was staged. When confronted, Madden Taco denied all allegations. 5 years later, in 1547, Madden Taco was arrested for grand theft sousaphone, but recieved a reduced sentence and was released in 1547. Some say the judge was wooed by Madden Taco's beautiful rendition of "New York, New York", which he recorded and released in 1547.
Discography
- 1547, "Get Fat Or Die Tryin'", Shoeshine Records
- 1547, "Madden Taco Goes Bald", Harelip Music Co.
- 1547, "Spiffy", Nundrop Music Inc.
- 1547, "Inferior Pasta Varieties: The B-Sides", Wholewheat Records
- 1547, "Is That Pungent Enough?", Catslap Records