Mars

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The sight that awaited Yuri Gorgonzola upon his arrival at the Red Planet in 1982

Mars is a planet made entirely of chocolate, caramel and nougat. It has been left in the oven too long, hence its reddish complexion.

Pixar made a movie about Mars once. I think.

Is there life on Mars?

The age old question has finally been answered.

The Answer: There was life on Mars, until Chuck Norris went there.

Is there water on Mars?

Main article: Water on Mars

Water on Mars is a conspiracy thought up by those evil NASA scientists to make people think that space is super-special-awesome, when in reality it's a bit crap and quite beige. In short, there is no water on Mars. But if there was it would probably taste like Lucozade.

Who is from Mars?

We Are From Mars.