Metallurgy

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Metallurgy is a cult religion that involves a foundry and table saws. And also welding. Not much is known about this religion. Cult people where that creepy-black-rope-deal. HAIL THE BUCKET THING! HAIL THE BUCKET THING! HAIL THE BUCKET THING!

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HAIL THE BUCKET THING!

Sacrifices

Mold Sacrifices

A human offering is placed in a mold and molten iron is poured over them. Them die a slow, painful death.

Table Saw Sacrifices

A human offering is sliced with a table saw repeatedly. They die a slow, painful death.

Oh yeah and welding...

...can be used on a human offering, causing them to die a slow, painful death.

We interupt for...

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Actual meaning

This was the common belief until scientists realized that Metallurgy (which sounds like Metal Clergy) actual resembles someting more like Metal Orgy. Meaning, it is the act of two robots having sex and having a sexual attraction to metal.

Yeah, I was like O_O, but then I was like <_<

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