Mole

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Nature's thinly magic. It really cleans and removes moles, just like mom!

"Aww, mom, can't I use your mole remover?"

"No honey, this is only for consenting adults."

"But MOM!!"

"No buts. I am your brown dotbitch and you'll do as I say!"

"AWWW, MOM!!!!!"

rub rub, squirt

Now I look like a white person again, just what my dad wanted!