Monster

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A typical monster. Note the glazed-over eyes and fishy smell.

A monster is someone like Freddy Krueger. And all that.

What to say when I see one?

Eek. See Eek.

Freddy Krueger is in my house!

See Eek.

He killed me!

Good for you. Enjoy your stay in heaven!

But...

NO IFS NO BUTS!!!!!

B...

No.

Bing!

What the?!?!?

I'm gone.

Me too.

See also

• Monsters that live under your bed
• Monster Mexican
• The Blue Cheese Monster
• Monster in the closet
• Angry bumblebee-eating potted plant
• Atomic Kitten
• Albuquerque Vaginamonster
• Mutated Lion Fish
• Post Apocolyptic Carrot-Man
• Benji Levy
• Rainbow Sprinkle Pegasii