4chan (aka Meme Generator - because you think that making Advice dog variations are funny, way to go for spreading more cancer, everyone HATES it. Pretty bad comparison eh?) is the Africa of the Internets; at first it seems exciting and exotic, but more likely than not you will leave bewildered, stunned, scared and with AIDS.
The stages of a /b/tard
/b/tard is the name given to a typical 4chan user, and /b/tards go through three main stages upon visiting 4chan: Horror and outrage, Acceptance, Fapping.
- The Newfag Stage: "OMG OMG he posted CP, get him!!!"
- The Agingfag Stage: "I can fap to this."
- The Oldfag Stage: "Needs moar pooper."
Once the /b/tard reaches the final stage there is no saving them - they are destined to live alone before their imprisonment or suicide at age 30.
The oldfag identification test
- Who was Queen before Boxxy?
- Why is “soup /b/” an appropriate greeting?
- What are WT Snacks?
- Is Milhouse a meme?
- When was the last time /b/ was good?
- How do you access the invasion board?
- What is 404 girl’s name?
You must answer every question correctly.
What is CP?
Nobody quite knows what "CP" is, as it is an expert at covering its tracks, leaving only 404 errors in its wake. It is believed that only the Pope and several of his most trusted priests know what it is. Despite this several theories exists as to what CP might be: Captain Picard, Cold play, Chinese person, Cheese Pizza, Cunt punt, Cone piece, Cell Phone, Centipoise, Corporal Punishment, Crystal Palace, Candle Power, Copy pasta, Cerebral palsy, Cat Penis, Conditional proof, Captured Pikachu, Cock Phight, Cold Phonecall, Cumbria Police.
...or child pornography...... JUST KIDDING! HOW SILLY IS THAT LOLZERZ!!! Ridiculous!
Anonymous? Lolz, anon!
4chan is home to the internets group 'anonymous', a bunch of sad /b/tards who hate the church of Scientology. They are most famous for standing in front of the pool in habbo hotel and closing it 'due to AIDS'. Later studies found they in fact infected the pool with aids in the first place, to which 7chan, 4chan and Encyclopædia Dramatica users figured out they should stop being so ghey.
Anonymous often threaten to blow High Schools and NFL stadiums on 4chan forums. When they get found out the community replies to a chorus of Lawwl we wz only jkin srysly OMG LK AT TEH LOLCATS!1!!!!1!!1!!!!
moot
File:Trampcomp.jpg 4chan creator Christopher “moot” Closedpool, busy getting trolled in a troll thread.
4chan was created by Christopher “moot” Closedpool. It was built entirely from spare parts taken from an old Apple II.
Boxxy
For years a mysterious young girl known only as Boxxy has been posting pics of herself on 4chan’s b board. Many theories exist about her real identity, but the truth is Boxxy is actually moot in drag.
File:Boxxy-Awesome.png
Caturday
Every Sunday, 4channers are encouraged to flood the entire site with spam pictures of American graffiti artist, Cat Stevens.
Desu
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- Hold the alt key.
- Press 2-5-5 on the number pad.
- Release the alt key.
- Hold the alt key.
- Press 2-5-5 on the number pad.
- Release the alt key.
- Hold the alt key.
- Press 3-0 on the number pad.
- Release the alt key.
- Press enter.
- Hold the alt key.
- Press 3-0 on the number pad.
- Release the alt key.
- Hold the alt key.
- Press 2-5-5 on the number pad.
- Release the alt key.
- Hold the alt key.
- Press 3-0 on the number pad.
- Release the alt key.
The truth
4chan is a perfectly respectable website full of normal, well-adjusted members of modern society.
A typical 4chan thread
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:15 No.530169955781
Moar?
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:16 No.530169955475
Bump for moar
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:16 No.530169958525
Moar
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169962377
Moar
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169964528
Moar
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:18 No.530169966731
Tits or GTFO
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:18 No.530169969337
Moar
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:19 No.530170156329
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faggot
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:20 No.530170156845
anontalk.com
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MOAR
Typical /b/-tard thread
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:15 No.530169955781
POST ending in >9000 decides what i do next
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:16 No.530169955475
me
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:16 No.530169958525
ur mum LOLOLOLOLOL
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169962377
ya mom
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:17 No.530169964528
YOUR MUMM
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:18 No.530169966731
ur mom
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:18 No.530169969337
y0ur mom pl0x
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:19 No.530170156329
>>11111111
GTFO NAMEFAG
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Anonymous1/15/38(Sat)26:20 No.530170156845
its over 9000!!!!!1111
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