Mud

Mud is sticky. It is like dirt, but wet and mushy, and sloppy. It's also sticky.

But not as sticky as Band-Aids. Don't get me started on them.

You can get lots of mud and put it out in the sun and it will harden. Then you can eat it. It tastes like chicken. Have you ever noticed that everything tastes like chicken? Weird, eh?

I know.

Anyways...

Mud reminds me of my cat. My cat is evil, did you know? It's kind of like a chocolate, but more harder, like a banana.

Orange bunnies.

What?

Stuff this.